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[greyerthanabyss]

Is it normal to want to start doing crazy shit after staying inside after a month?

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[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... Like what kind?

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

Kill people with my pot and pan army.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah.

That usually ain't normal.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

I thought so, but the thought of World Domination by cooking equipment seems appealing.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Sadly cookin' utensils ain't all that useful in th' long run. Dents too easy.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

What if they're Titanium plated?

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Titanium food utensils tend t' be too thin t' do much other than store 'r eat 'ff of.

Y'better off findin' a piece 'f solid steel an' usin' that in comparison.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

...

Damn.

So, what's up?

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Plannin', researchin', ignorin', countin', avoidin' my head gettin' stabbed in by knives.

Really just th' usual.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... Knives, what?

And what are you planning and researching?

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

I have a clown that likes t' have some target practice.

Goin' after gangs an' stuff 'f personal interest.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... So why th' stickin' inside, anyway? Too freaked that things'll blow up?

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

That and just work. Serve Booze, get groped, toss guys outside, duel, sleep in back, get groped again, serve food.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Boy that sounds like a five-star job there.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

Hey, Ms. Briar pays good money. Besides, I like throwing people outside. And you never know, I might get the attention of a talent scout.

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

Oh, how precious.

Someone's so scared they go and lock themselves into their own room...

Seems a bit undermining.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... It's called "Knowing your limits".

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

Seems like people who live in this dump of a city do more than to be afraid of a few... Crazies.

Of course, cowards will always be cowards, no matter what they can actually do. Such a shame...

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

I'm not a coward!

I'm just not going to put a fucking hummingbird in my head so I can kill a goddamn dragon whore.

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

Dragons, birds-- you think too big.

You don't even know basic self-defense? Or are your aims just so grandiose that you can't think of something as simple as that? Eheheh...

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... Hello. Doll. Easy to break?

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

What are you, ceramic? Glass? Even plastic has more strength to it than you'd think.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

Plastic melts with fire.

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. You act so fragile-- really disappointing.

One has to wonder what the machine sees in you...

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

My ass?