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I have the strangest urge to shout "FINAL ATTACK RIDE", lately.

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"Final Attack Ride"?

Yes.

... Why th' hell would y'want t'?

How the fuck should I know?

Dunno, reason t' th' madness?

No reason. Only madness, it would appear.

Guess that's understandable in it's own way, eh.

What've y'been up t', anyway?

Get up, Eat, Stuff myself into a waitress outfit, serve food and booze, go to sleep.

'least it's stable, huh?

And boring as shit. No offense to the boss.

'd figure. With stability, bein' bored comes. With bein' bored, people do th' craziest things. Then when they realize they're actin' nuts an' try t' calm down, they get bored 'gain.

It's a damn cycle.

At least it's better then Piscu being in my head all fucking day, screaming.

That's what 'd pretty much go an' figure, too. Screamin' in y'head is th' worst. Someone tried that on me, once.

Ugh. Hope they burned in whatever hell they went to.

They got stabbed t'death by a level 3 clown.

Oh. Wow. Fucking A. That's definitely the best.

I personally put a bit below th' best, but still pretty great t' do, yeah.

Hey. Death by wimpy clown. That's definitely fucking hilarious.

Chehah, at least y'seem 'mused by it.

Who the fuck wouldn't be?

'viously someone who ain't able t' 'ppreciate th' humor in somethin' bein' stabbed by a weaklin' clown, 'f course.

But hey, nice t' see ya crackin' up 'bout it.

It's the sort of humor you appreciate from working in Evil after so much time.

Chehah! I dunno 'bout it bein' somethin' one 'ppreciates from that... But I guess it works out all th' same, yeah?

Yeah.

...That's odd.

Your face is odd, you faggot.

Huh. Nice to know your opinion.

Still. That's weird you wanna randomly say that. Maybe just saying it will get it out of your head?

Oh, how fucking clever trying to use Reverse Psychology. What's next? You'll say women actually like you, you horse humping retard?

You should try saying it, honestly. I know that sometimes I've wanted to say stuff on impulse and, after I've said it, I've felt better.

Yawn.

So, other than that. How are you, Kurochi-san?

Read above, you fucking blind retard.

Oh right.

..You need to find something to do. Like go to the movies or the arcade or shopping or something in your downtime. No need to get stuck in a rut!

Got noone, gotta work.

Arcades bore the shit out of me.

And your face is fucking annoying.

Well what would you wanna do, then?

Punch your ugly face.

Haha! You don't think that's a little violent?

When it concerns you? Not really, jackass.

Eh, I guess that's okay then.

... What are you, a dropped on your head retard?

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