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[greyerthanabyss]

I want a boyfriend.

But I don't want him to be one of the drunken bastards from work.

Comments

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... Why?

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

Why what?

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Why do y'want a boyfriend?

... It ain't goin' an' bein' sarcastic or anythin', either.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... Because it's nice to feel wanted?

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... So y'want one f' th' company 'f sorts?

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

I want a boyfriend, plain and simple.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... In interest in not sayin' anythin' stupid that 'll be regrettin' later, an' also curiosity, what sort would y'even be interested in, anyway?

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... Absolutely no clue, except maybe tolerant? Eh.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Tolerant 'bout what? There's lots 'f ways t' be "tolerant", y'know.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... Uh, girlfriend being a life-size doll...?

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... ... I'd point out that I don't mind you... Bein' a life-size doll, but that's one 'f those "stupid things to say" that might end up givin' ya th' wrong idea 'bout me goin' an' sayin' it.

But, if I can handle someone bein' a life-size doll, then 'm... Pretty sure others can handle it, too.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

... Thanks.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... You're welcome, 'roko.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...oh man and I thought I knew what irony was.

[greyerthanabyss.livejournal.com]

And goodbye, Frenchie.

[set sees_the_sea ban]