[Dual Post]

[greyerthanabyss]

You know, I didn't think it would be this hard to see a shitty dork like Onee.

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::Standing out the Purrchinko resort, in one of those really nice coats and fedoras, wearing sunglasses. Seems muffed, looking over the Amazoness guards.::

Comments

[3_s33s_what]

... why y'tryin' t' see 'er.

[greyerthanabyss]

Something about the fact she's trying to bankrupt 'riko pisses me off.

[3_s33s_what]

... Are y'gonna go punch 'er in th' face or somethin'?

I mean, not that I object t' th' idea, but might not be too smart either.

[greyerthanabyss]

I was going to have a friendly chat.

[3_s33s_what]

... and 'm takin' it a friendly chat's kinda hard t' get, huh.

[greyerthanabyss]

"Very busy woman. She's out shopping. She had to get a boob adjustment. She's busy with paperwork. She's out buying Garden Gnomes."

[3_s33s_what]

... Makes me just think 'f a bunch 'f 'xcuses t' just not go out with someone.

[greyerthanabyss]

Clearly I need to flirt harder here.

[3_s33s_what]

... Huh? Flirtin'? I was jokin' y'know.

[greyerthanabyss]

So was I.

[beastkingnaoma]

No she's not.

You just have to beat up a couple dozen people.

[greyerthanabyss]

... What.

[beastkingnaoma]

What.

[greyerthanabyss]

Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?

[beastkingnaoma]

I went and talked to her.

[greyerthanabyss]

How.

[beastkingnaoma]

I smacked anyone in my way out of my way?

[greyerthanabyss]

You're a fucking 7 foot ogre. I'm in the low 5 feet, dumbass.

[beastkingnaoma]

I AM NOT AN OGRE.

[greyerthanabyss]

If those aren't Ogre faces, then I'm the Queen of Assghanistan. You're a fucking giant and can smash people aside. I'm a fucking normal Japanese girl.

[beastkingnaoma]

...

Well, you are sort of..shaped that way.

[greyerthanabyss]

My point is:

You can deal with a horde of people no sweat. Me? I'd get bowled over.